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Rough Love: Does it still count as sex if the guy can’t get it up? [Click for more]
One out of three guys I’ve slept with couldn’t get it up. I wonder if it still counts as sleeping with them and whether I’m considered a slut, or maybe I’m just too hot and they were extremely nervous…. - Anonymous
Before me and my ex ever slept together (actual sleeping in a bed) she would spend forever in the bathroom. When I asked her one time why this was she left the room and came back with a note that said “I have bad gas at night”…She did! - Anonymous
One night I was over at my boyfriend’s house (now my ex). We were making out and it was getting pretty intense. At almost the exact moment our hands got into each other’s pants his dad opened the bedroom door we forgot to lock and said, “You guys coming down for dinner? Or have you already eaten?” - Anonymous
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The last one made me laugh too hard.
Apr 8, 2013 / 68 notes

collegehumor:

Rough Love: Does it still count as sex if the guy can’t get it up? [Click for more]

One out of three guys I’ve slept with couldn’t get it up. I wonder if it still counts as sleeping with them and whether I’m considered a slut, or maybe I’m just too hot and they were extremely nervous…. - Anonymous

Before me and my ex ever slept together (actual sleeping in a bed) she would spend forever in the bathroom. When I asked her one time why this was she left the room and came back with a note that said “I have bad gas at night”…She did! - Anonymous

One night I was over at my boyfriend’s house (now my ex). We were making out and it was getting pretty intense. At almost the exact moment our hands got into each other’s pants his dad opened the bedroom door we forgot to lock and said, “You guys coming down for dinner? Or have you already eaten?” - Anonymous

Share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories in our Tumblr inbox or submit them here at the bottom of the page.

The last one made me laugh too hard.

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